CHOPPA'S GOT A BRAND NEW BAG

"Great news," relates Warner Records Co-Chairman/CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck during a photo op with Co-Chairman/COO Tom Corson and Memphis rapper NLE Choppa. "Tom and I are so into your style that we've each decided to get our necks inked. My tat will be the complete Star Trek season three episode guide, and Tom's getting the menu from Bestia." We jest, of course, but we also note that Choppa's new single, "Ice Spice," is off to a strong start at DSPs. In a related story, a HITS editor has written a set of HTML cheat codes on his neck, but they look backward in the mirror.

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