There were reportedly as many as 650 people attending Sony/ATV's 12/4 holiday extravaganza at BOA on the Sunset Strip, and yet the pubbery's Jake Fain found himself corralled into a photo op with the one he'd most ardently hoped to avoid—our own Simon Glickman, whose raincoat, as ever, was full of mozzarella cheese sticks and the flash cards that remind him what human facial expressions signify. Seconds after this photo was taken, Jake was able to text for help.