To celebrate the re-inking of singer/songwriter Ilsey Juber with Sony/ATV, a number of people stood in a row in hopes of seeing their likeness on the website of a certain disreputable trade publication. The Crush-managed Juber, as you probably know, has penned hits for Shawn Mendes and Pitbull in addition to working with the likes of Beyoncé, Drake, Nick Jonas, Dua Lipa and Linkin Park, among others. Later, SATV Co-Prexy Rick Krim wondered how many of his classic haircuts would appear in our upcoming 31st Anniversary issue.

Seen just before calling Juber an Uber are (l-r) SATV Senior Director, Creative Lou Al-Chamaa, Crush Head of A&R and Juber manager Evan Tabenfeld, Krim, SATV VP Creative Tyler Childs, SVP/Head of West Coast A&R Jennifer Knoepfle, SVP, Co-Head of West Coast A&R Amanda Berman-Hill and Manager, Creative Nick Bral.