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At the Malibu home of legendary superstar Cher, Team Warner assembled to practice caroling in anticipation of the pop-culture icon's new yuletide offering, the pithily titled CHER CHRISTMAS. The set, which will feature such distinguished guests as Stevie Wonder, Darlene Love, Cyndi Lauper, Tyga and labelmate Michael Bublé, is due on 10/20. Did Tom Corson dress as Santa? Did Mike Chester overdo it on the eggnog? Did Karen Kwak furnish everyone with ugly Christmas sweaters? We are sworn to secrecy, but we will say that Cher wants us nowhere near her house.