“What would you like to drink?” WMG Head of Recorded Music Max Lousada asks CEO Robert Kyncl at the BRITs. “I’ll flag down a waiter.” “No need,” replied Kyncl. “I’ve programmed a drone to bring us a tray of negronis.” Later, ChatGPT offered to write much funnier captions, which you can find at the link.

Read the AI-generated witticisms here