FREAKS ON TOUR

Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper are hitting the road for the Freaks on Parade Tour, scheduled to kick off 8/24 at the Dos Equis Pavilion in Dallas. Ministry and Filter will serve as opening acts.

Produced by Live Nation, the 19-city run winds through Tampa, Toronto, Nashville and Anaheim before wrapping 9/24 at the Talking Stick Resort Amphitheatre in Phoenix. Tickets go on sale Friday (2/3) on the Live Nation website. Presale tickets will be available Tuesday (1/31).

We don't want to brag per se, but we've been freaks on parade, like, forever. Zombie, meanwhile, remains more human than human.