IT SEEMED LIKE A CAPITOL IDEA AT THE TIME

An Evening With Capitol Records sounds like a pretty swanky affair, no? So thought featured performers Lewis Capaldi and FLETCHER, who appeared on the rooftop of the Aster, near the fabled Tower, for what they envisioned as a pleasantly elegant soiree of music, cocktails and refined conversation. Instead, they found themselves making the smallest small talk of all time with HITS' Jesse MacMillan and Nicole Ghapgharan, who weaseled their way into this trade shot, which will no doubt haunt the two artists for the remainder of their careers.