ATLAS SHRUGGED

"So, um, why are we doing a photo op down here?" asks Warner Records CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck while posing with EVP Urban Music & Marketing Chris Atlas and artist Shordie Shordie. "Shhh, boss, they'll hear you," replied Atlas, who'd spotted two HITS editors on their way back from the dispensary. "There's no ending a conversation with those freaks." Later, Tom Corson showed up with bialys.