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K-pop powerhouse SM Entertainment is expanding its search for new talent to the online sphere. The company is launching a worldwide search to find male performers who are fluent in English.

The 2021 SM Talent Show Vol. 2 will run from Friday until September. Anyone born between 1997 and 2009 from anywhere in the world can apply. Details can be found here, and for heaven's sake, put on a clean shirt.

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