FROM MITCH,
WITH LOVE

Billie Eilish isn’t showing off her Invisalign in this selfie; she’s posing with an early Christmas present—a plaque thoughtfully FedExed from the RIAA in recognition of her single “everything i wanted” going 3x platinum. That’s one less thing for Santa to have to load onto his sleigh next Thursday night.

Which reminds us that we need to wrap those gifts and get them in the mail.