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THE BRAINWASH IS FREE BUT YOU PAY FOR THE DRYING

"Is this some kind of initiation rite or something?" asks freshly anointed SiriusXM/Pandora VP Music Curation & Programming Alex Tear, seen at right, during the genesis of this Grammy-party tableau. Neither Mr. Brainwash nor HITS President of His Boat Todd Hensley replied until the ayahuasca kicked in, at which point Alex had a visionary epiphany about the connective power of electronic media, and Todd learned that his spirit animal was a goldfish named Morty.