RUMOR MILL
Friday, August 30, 2019
LET'S PAR-TAY!
All of us here at HITS wish you a safe and happy almost last weekend of summer. Taylor’s on top, Post is teeing up, football season’s just around the corner, and were looking forward to a cornucopia of 4th quarter release action in the coming weeks. So spark up a doobie, slather on some sunblock, crank up “Cruel Summer” on your mega-yacht stereo, and we’ll see you on the other side of Monday.
Fidel Castro’s crocodile couldn’t be reached for comment, he was busy attending P Diddy’s white party in the Hamptons.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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