WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MO?

"It's an honor to follow in your footsteps—I'm committed to doing your legacy proud," says Warner Bros. Records CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck to the legendary Mo Ostin. "Do you have any advice?" After a pause, the industry icon replied, "For a big enough check you can get Paul Simon back from that snake Yetnikoff." Later, Aaron did 8,563 more crunches.