MANNY AND THE MENSCHES

"Mazel Tov, bubby," gushes Interscope ruler John Janick to the label's SVP A&R Manny Smith on the occasion of his recent nuptials. "I think I speak for the whole mishpuchah when I say I'm sure you and your shayneh maydel will have a freilach life together. I've now used up all the Yiddish that Berm taught me. But, like, rad wedding, man." Meanwhile, Vice-Chairman Steve Berman urged the groom to enjoy some cake before reviewing the rough mixes that had just been sent to his phone.