ANNI ARCHIVES: HELL TO PAY

With our 30th Anniversary Issue swinging toward us like a proverbial wrecking ball, we present yet another find from the seemingly boundless HITS photo archives. Christian hair-metal lads Stryper undoubtedly had to pray extra hard after posing with our ungodly rag, not to mention visiting our offices, which were redolent—as ever—of corned beef, weed and exotic porn. 30 years later, we're still beyond salvation. Speaking of which, have you booked your ad yet?