SNAKE & TAPE

Page Six also dusted off the old Irving Azoff/snake-in-the-mailbox story in an item about wife Shelli threatening Sony Pictures brass last summer after the studio refused to let the Azoffs screen the film Sex Tape on their yacht. Said item then quoted from Sony execs' emails about the incident from the latest Wikileaks reveal.

What we know: The movie sucked and rightly bombed.

What we found out: There was no yacht, Shelli has dubious taste in movies, and the snake grew up to be Lyor.