LORD AND TAYLOR

Lucian and Tay After-Partying at the BRITs

At Universal Music's BRIT Awards afterparty, International Female Solo Artist winner Taylor Swift asks UMG chieftain Lucian Grainge where the hell she can find a decent bagel in London. "You follow the A102 to Seven Sisters Road," Grainge replied. "The shmear is bloody brilliant." Moments later, Madonna dropped in.