Pussycat Doll wins DWTS

SPOILER ALERT! If you TiVo’d the Dancing With the Stars finale asnd have managed to avoid the numerous stories bombarding your email box, get off this page right now. Otherwise, let it be known that the tenth-season winner is Pussycat Dolls frontwoman Nicole Scherzinger and her choreographer (and part-time recording artist himself) Derek Hough, who vanquished Olympic figure skating gold medalist Evan Lysacek and ESPN college sideline reporter Erin Andrews. Nicole’s Las Vegas background gave her what some viewers felt was an unfair advantage, but there’s no doubting her elevated talent on the dance floor. To paraphrase the immortal words of Cee-Lo, “Bet you wish your girlfriend could dance like me.” (5/26a)