Rocker Bares All

PHIL ‘ER UP: Talk about your stocking stuffer. Phil Varone, who has drummed for bands like Skid Row and Saigon Kick, and claims to have bedded more than 3,000 women, is the first rocker to appear as a Playgirl centerfold in the magazine’s December issue. Dude is probably best-known for taking part in VH1’s Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew, and hosts the Sex Stand Up Rock and Roll Show, whatever that is, though this pictorial is bound to heat up those chestnuts roasting on an open fire. “It’s great to be channeling my sexual energy in a positive way,” said Varone. Wish we could say the same. (12/21p)