Bartels the Barbarian

BARTELS THE BARBARIAN: Island Def Jam President/COO Steve Bartels welcomes UMG exec Barry Weiss to the label offices by arranging a marathon viewing of Spartacus and The Gladiator before comparing cod pieces during a Halloween celebration that degenerated into a massive toga party. Moments later, the two found themselves under a mistletoe kissing Justin Bieber and chained to Rihanna, then turning into pillars of salt. And you thought the Roman Empire was decadent. (10/31p)