Duane Eddy and Alice Cooper at NAMM

WELCOME TO THEIR NIGHTMARE: A pair of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame members, guitarist Duane Eddy and the Alice Cooper compare frets at the recent NAMM confab, where both were trying to avoid our intrepid correspondent Joan Myers. Little did they know their happenstance meeting would turn into fodder for our giant maw of a website. Don’t worry, guys. On www.hitsdailydouble.com, no one can hear your scream… (1/25p)