PSY and Psykes

GENTLEMAN'S AGREEMENT: Republic's pop phenom PSY (l) instructs Clear Channel's John Sykes on how to become an international megastar. "First, change your name to Psykes. Next, pretend not to speak English, so you can find out what kind of crazy shit they're trying to put in your contract. OK, let's try that move I showed you. 5-6-7-8 ..." The pair were then tapped by Secretary of State John Kerry to negotiate a cash-for-rockets program with Kim Jong-Un. (5/31p)