TEA

TEA TOTALING: Yup, Columbia has done it again, extending its winning streak by another week and strengthening its hold on #1 year to date, as steady scorers Pharrell, John Legend and Beyoncé, rookies DJ Snake & Lil Jon and sophomores Foster the People all lit up the scoreboard. This is the sort of run Rob Stringer will one day tell his grandchildren about. They got a name for the winners in the world; we want a name when we lose. Oh wait, we already have one: HITS. (3/27a)