Some of their career counsel includes:
Go ahead and admit it: You don't get the Velvet Underground.
Ryan Adams has no talent.
Dressing like a rock star doesn't make you look like a rock star: It only reinforces the stereotype that critics are musician wannabes (Boy, that's three David Fricke refs in a row.)
Lester Bangs is dead. What's your excuse?
Three more of the most frightening words ever: "Robert Christgau protege."
If you receive a sex tape featuring a prominent R&B artist and don't dub copies for friends, then you deserve the Chicago Sun-Times.
"Yo La Tengo" is Spanish for "Critics Can't Rock."
Having Courtney Love hit on you during an interview is as special as a free coffee refill.
Re: the Strokes. Make up your mind already.
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