It's March Madness, people--time for the 2015 Stupid NCAA Basketball Contest, presented by iGen and Capitol.

Capitol's Bill Carroll is taking time off from breaking records like In the Valley Below and Matt and Kim. Our own Ted Volk is already in his mascot uniform, but that has nothing to do with sports. Since Ted is unable to count beyond the number of fingers and toes he has, we're starting things off with the Sweet Sixteen.

Just pick the final four, the final two, the champ and, as a tiebreaker, the total points in the final game.

If you know as little about sports as we do, see below for the full bracket.

The winner gets an Apple Watch. (No, not one of the $10k ones, you greedy bastard.)

Employees of Capitol and HITS are not eligible to enter. You must be a U.S. resident to be eligible. Everyone else: Have at it. One entry per person.

Email your picks to [email protected] no later than 1pm PT on Thurs., 3/26.

Midwest Region -- Cleveland (Thursday)

No. 3 Notre Dame vs. No. 7 Wichita State

No. 1 Kentucky vs. No. 5 West Virginia

West Region -- Los Angeles (Thursday)

No. 1 Wisconsin vs. No. 4 North Carolina

No. 2 Arizona vs. No. 6 Xavier

South Region -- Houston (Friday)

No. 2 Gonzaga vs. No. 11 UCLA

No. 1 Duke vs. No. 4 Utah

East Region -- Syracuse (Friday)

No. 4 Louisville vs. No. 8 NC State

No. 3 Oklahoma vs. No. 7 Michigan State

FINAL FOUR

MIDWEST VS WEST

EAST VS SOUTH

FINALS

TOTAL POINTS________________