A CLASSIC CAPTION

At Classic West, mega-mogul Irving Azoff reveals to iHeart's Alissa Pollack and UMe chief Bruce Resnikoff that he has already purchased a venue on the planet Neptune. "If you check out the Snapchat feed," he added, "you should see Tim Leiweke in the zero-gravity concession stand." Later, after an evening of timeless material from the Eagles, Steely Dan and The Doobie Brothers, the three rocked out to a playlist of imaginary Swedish bands.